F*UCK WITH ME

Its been 5days; I've been working,so gifts can keep my tree company. Chyeaaa! on to the goodies.

1.CHEAP EMPLOYERS
Berry "CRAZY" crunch? Last time I accept breakfast from my boss.


2. BIRDMAN
SMHx2! Will somebody please call Goku, I found the last of the missing Dragonballs.
But I can't front, his wax is point. I need to get that popping on my ice cream paint job -__-

GONE!

CAN I LIVE??!!

If you follow my blog, you would know I wrote a post about two female employees I had problems, or to be more specific they was the one with problems, I'm just Kanye shrugging it off LOL. Anyways, today one of the supervisors I work with said the other supervisor named "Pam" doesn't like my vibe -_- because "I leave things and lie." Ok let me break this down. I was moving {CARTS FULL OF BOXES[emphasis to 10th power] to the backroom, and I must have apparently forgot ONE and clocked out and went home. So I guess she had to pick it up or roll it. So that's where the leaving part comes in right? OK, cool I accepted that part as a mistake on my part, and apologized when she brought it up. Now here's where the so called "lying" part comes in. She asked me "did you leave a cart full of boxes, I replied "No" because to MY knowledge, I got them all. So how the fuck am I lying, like I purposely left the shit there and went home chuck the deuce like "see you later bitch". Please bitch you and them other chicks be on my nuts, I see the way y'all be eyeballing me cause I come to work looking all good (not on purpose lol) Y'all just want some dark chocolate in y'all lives but I ain't with that, because I am a BOY. I don't even have a mustache yet. SMH. White girls always tryna book a brother and then wanna lie when it don't go their way. I know their gameplan.

AWESOME

There are endless possibilities with LEGOS

HARAJUKU BARBIE?

Before I go into this rant that may offend some of my female readers, I am giving you the option to opt out of reading this post by clicking "back" or "x" on your browser. Otherwise, proceed to read.
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I know Hip-Hop influences us in some way or form, but like every other trend that's new, you guys I mean girls O.D on it. YES! I went there, you females/teeny boppers/etc O.D! First it went from the leg warmers over the jeans to the shemagh, to the Pocahontas headband, and now its the Nicki Minaj Barbie thing, yes sadly I pay attention to that shit cause it looks silly to me haha. Seriously y'all need to stop! I'm only directing this to the ones who think they are so called "Barbies" and actually go as far as to tell a dude "step your cookies up" when he tries to holla -__-. There's two things you need to possess in order to be this so called "Barbie" her looks and her swag. Unless your Nicki in the flesh you girls just need to DEAD IT! I mean seriously half of the girls who claim this title have there scalps jam packed full of weave and glue to the point they look busted beyond repair. Sorta like the barbies at the bottom of the toy bin with her hair cut off and some burn marks cuz lil bro was experimenting. So please ladies be yourselves, and let Nicki be the Barbie, cuz none of yall can compete. Cuz me and every other dude fantasize about plowing that ass into next week, not you and your recycled horse hair.

/Rant

DEDICATION

and F'ing STUPID if you ask me.